Huge Black Obsidian Crystal Penis Phallus Carving Bachelorette Gag Home Decor For Sale

Huge Black Obsidian Crystal Penis Phallus Carving Bachelorette Gag Gift 600g

Welcome to our Crystal World! ✨
Make a MASSIVE statement! Whether you are looking for the ultimate conversation starter, a hilarious party gift, or a powerful ancient symbol of vitality, this giant piece delivers. Masterfully hand-carved from Natural Black Obsidian, this substantial 6.89-inch, 600g novelty statue showcases a sleek, highly polished black surface with incredible anatomical details. It is an unforgettable piece of art that perfectly blends cheeky humor with powerful crystal grounding energy!

💎 Item Specifics:

• Material: 100% Natural Black Obsidian

• Shape: Large Hand-Carved Penis Figurine / Novelty Art Carving

• Weight: 0.6 kg / 600g / 1.32 lbs (A very hefty, massive piece!)

• Size: Height approx. 175 mm / 6.89 inches

🌟 4 Great Reasons to Buy This Piece:

1. The Ultimate Gag Gift: It is the absolute perfect, hilarious gift for Bachelorette parties (Hen dos), bridal showers, white elephant gift exchanges, or for that best friend with a great sense of humor!

2. Symbol of Fertility & Vitality: In ancient metaphysical traditions, the penis/phallus shape is a highly revered totem representing masculine energy, fertility, creation, and ultimate life force.

3. Powerful Obsidian Protection: Black Obsidian is renowned as a "psychic vacuum cleaner." It strongly resonates with the Root Chakra, forming an impenetrable shield against negative energy and stress.

4. Unique Conversation Starter: Standing at nearly 7 inches tall, this heavy, glossy black carving makes for a fiercely unique and bold display piece for your vanity, desk, or witchy altar.

🚨 CRITICAL SAFETY DISCLAIMER (Please Read Carefully):

1. DISPLAY & NOVELTY USE ONLY. Natural crystals are porous by nature and may contain microscopic natural fissures. This item is sold STRICTLY as a novelty art piece, paperweight, or spiritual display item. It is absolutely NOT intended for internal, physical, or medical use of any kind.

2. Since these are 100% natural stones and hand-carved, please allow for slight variations in the natural glossy texture and carving details.

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