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This sale is for only the FIRST morale patch listed in the images above:
Chupacabra Border Patrol morale patchon a 2x3\" (VEICRO) Hook and Loop Morale Patch!
The other patches are available in my store.
THE OFFICIAL UNOFFICIAL CHUPACABRA HUNTING TASK FORCE - Patrolling the deserts of the Southwest for the legendary goat-blood-drinking cryptid that has terrorized ranchers from Texas to Puerto Rico since the 1990sGIFT FOR CRYPTID HUNTERS AND BORDER HUMOR FANS - 2 x 3 inches with hook backing, Compatible with Velcro Brand Products, attaches to plate carriers, vests, packs, hats, and morale boards
This Chupacabra Border Patrol morale patch is for everyone who has spent more than five minutes thinking about how Southwest border security would actually work if you accounted for the cryptids. The legendary goat-blood-drinking creature has been spotted from Puerto Rico across Mexico into Texas and the Southwest for over three decades, with countless ranchers waking up to find their livestock drained dry and the suspect always elusive. Somebody has to track it down.
The design features the chupacabra silhouette in the crosshairs against a desert sunset, with saguaro cacti and weathered fence posts framing the scene. The dusty pastel palette gives it a vintage Southwestern feel, like a tourist patch from a roadside attraction that takes its mission very seriously.
It is built for cryptid enthusiasts, paranormal investigators, fans of Southwest folklore, hunters with a sense of humor, ranchers who have actually lost goats to mysterious causes, and anyone who appreciates a patch that takes an absurd concept seriously. Wear it on a pack, a hat, a plate carrier, a range bag, or any board where dry humor and folklore intersect.
Every patch is designed, dye-sublimation printed, trimmed, and hand-finished in our small North Carolina workshop. The merrowed edge gives a clean, durable finish, and the hook backing pairs with any loop field.
Looking for more cryptid, paranormal, or Southwest humor morale patches? Browse our brand store. Redheaded Productions has been designing and printing patches in the USA for over a decade, with more than 1,900 originals in the catalog.
